The scene opens up to show The Silver Fanged Wolf sitting on a bench, wearing his usual attire, with a certain item added that is rather noticeable. It's a piece of red tape across his mouth. It has the word life on it in black font. Beside him are posters that are on their sides, so the camera doesn't reveal what they say. He has a radio beside him, and it plays Radical by OFWGKTA, which certainly does fit the mood.
He holds one up to the camera, it reads 'So you thought you'd silence me? By silencing me, all you did was make noise. The whole reason you watch me anymore is to give yourself a reason to get mad at me.'
After about 30 seconds, he picks up another poster. 'But my voice was the only privilege I had. But think about it. No more voice?'
Another card.
'That means that I have nothing to lose. I taught my son that you can- Whoops, I forgot. My life isn't a storyline. I'm not some loser who has to take care of someone else's son because his father died, and that's the closest I'll ever get to having children.'
Even through the tape, it's obvious to see that he's smiling as he held up that card.
'So you thought you killed me? Okay. Whatever.'
Another card, this one has quotation marks.
"But if I have to kiss ass to have a voice, I'd rather be quiet. You can make noise in more ways than one. Lesson number one:'
Another card, the words on this one are bold.
'A wolf can be turned into a wolfhound. But NEVER a lapdog. How does it feel knowing that I can do anything I want without anymore punishment? You took me off my leash, no pun intended. '
He holds up another card that has an extremely explicit action that cannot be said without NICW having to raise their rating from PG 13 to XXX.
After about a minute, he holds up another card. 'Yeah.. that's the best way I can describe what's gonna happen. I've got the rope and masks, just guess what the gasoline's for. No, this isn't a typo, it's not supposed to say Vaseline.
Oh, and for everyone who didn't see, I didn't get a segment in on Ulster, sorry. Was too busy with the law. I took a trip to Washington, since it's close to Canada, before I flew back to Ireland.
Apparently, while I was in Ireland, someone got murdered. Here's the best part. They got murdered in Washington, while I was in Canada. Yet I got in trouble for it. Being famous makes people do funny things, right?
He shakes his head and sighs at the thought. Some people are just so idiotic.
'Oops, did I just break the fourth wall? Hiya guys, and this card is for the one's who watch NICW just to hate on me.'
The next card isn't written, it's a picture.. of TSFW's bare rear end. He just shrugs, it's not like he wasn't trying to offend anyone. And the spazs that watch NICW just to watch his promos and get mad can fall off a cliff. Would he miss them? No, the world would be a better place. The world looks like some sort of magical crap land with all of these trolls hanging around.
Next card has a picture as well. He lays it down on the bench, so the camera can see it, then walks away. It has a caption at the bottom. 'Why do people keep comparing TSFW do the devil? He's bad, but he's nowhere as bad as TSFW.'
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